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  2. bitchesandcandycigarettes:

    polarvortex:

    flooptyloops:

    i… can’t breathe

    She looks so good

    Ellen, I’m going to need you to cool it.

    (Source: lovingellenpage, via coolstufforwhatever)

     
  3. BOTH aisle signs were like this on BOTH SIDES

    kois0:

    is tesco feeling ok 

    (via t4yl0rr)

     
  4. brodoyouevenswift:

    Okay, so I just found out that Archer has an unaired “original pilot” where they replaced Archer…with A FUCKING RAPTOR. The episode has the exact same plot as the first episode, but he’s a raptor. He doesn’t talk, he just makes raptor noises throughout the episode. It just might be singlehandedly best thing I’ve ever seen.

    Edit: Since some of you reblogging this have mentioned finding it, you can see it here

    (via lonelyoutinspace)

     
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  6. ayyysis:

    literally me

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via incurable-humanism)

     

  7. "…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were."
    — 

    (via c-oquetry)

    FUCKING YES THIS IS JUST UGH

    (via t4yl0rr)

    (via t4yl0rr)

     
  8. wibblywobblyaudreywaudrey:

    A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal.

    is there a Horcrux at the bottom of it

    (via pervfectviolence)

     
  9. scifuck:

    WHAT

    (Source: sashtons, via coolcidsclub)

     
     
  10. Maybe the first selfie I’ve ever posted?